Have Fun--Kids Riddles

1. Can giraffes have babies?
No, they only have giraffes!
2. How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane!
3. What clothing does a house wear?
Address.
4. What shoes should you wear when your basement is flooded?
Pumps!
What kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
6. What did the sock say to the foot?
You are putting me on!
7. Why are potatoes good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
8. Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up the pants!
9. What kind of eyeglasses do spies wear?
Spy-focals.
10. What do you call a funny book about eggs?
A yolk book.
11. What do you get when you saw a comedian in two?
A half wit.
12. When is it dangerous to play cards?
When the joker is wild!
13. What does the Invisible Man drink at snacktime?
Evaporated milk.
14. What kind of soda must you not drink?
Baking soda.
15. What part of your body has the most rhythm?
Your eardrums.
16. How does Mother Earth fish?
With North and South Poles!
17. Where is the ocean the deepest?
On the bottom.
18. Where is the best place to see a man-eating fish?
In a seafood restaurant.
19. What do whales like to chew?
Blubber gum.
20. What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
21. What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?